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Comments on EATR Robot Is A Vegetarian
It turns out that reports of, well, ghoulish behavior on the part of Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot were completely unfounded. Not surprisingly. (Read
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| "Still, all it would take would be a few open-source hackers to turn the mild-mannered EATR into the nightmarish DESEKRATOR ..." (i'm in ur base killin ur d00dz 7/18/2009 2:06:39 PM) |
| "Also, the obvious loophole in the Geneva Convention here is that it's perfectly legal to program your robot to power itself with the flesh of people ... who are still alive." (zombie robotz NOM NOM NOM 7/18/2009 2:11:07 PM) |
| ""What am I doing? Just downloading this new software patch for my EATR-based lawn mower. [reboot...] Hey! stay on the grass! Noooo....." Also, NOM NOM NOM, I welcome all who look for the loopholes. Generally speaking." (Bill Christensen 7/18/2009 5:05:57 PM) |
| "Hey BTW the phrase 'people ... who are still alive' reminds me of the greatest Spaghetti Horror film EVAR, 'Dellamorte Dellamore,' AKA 'Cemetery Man' ... Bill, you must see this movie" (nagi 7/19/2009 2:35:46 AM) |
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