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"I don't have an e-mail address. As much as I admire the Internet I suffer literally agoraphobia, which in it's original sense means a fear of the marketplace. I do not want to receive three hundred e-mail messages per week from strangers…"
- William Gibson

Aggressive-Response Service  
  An answering service with an attitude.  

Tired of those obsequiously polite answering machines?

"Yeah, whaddaya want?"
"Is this the computerized answering service of Oberon National?"
"You got a problem with that?"
"I got a problem with the tone of your voice."
"F--- you. You dialed the aggressive-response number… I'll connect you with obsequious response, if that's all you can handle…"

…When programmers have nothing better to do, they dick around with stuff like that…

From The Golden Globe, by John Varley.
Published by Ace Books in 1998
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Varley fans may also recall the Big Computer (BC) from his 1983 novel Millenium, which had the same characteristics.

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